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  • Writer's pictureJacob Ng

To Kill a Mockingbird | A Layman Review

Now, I have never read this book, but, judging by the popularity of it, it must be a good book.

According to the title, I have figured out that the book is about killing mockingbirds. I'm not sure what exactly a mockingbird is though, but I'm guessing that it's some kind of bird. So, from what I gather from the title, this book is a guide to killing birds.

The weird thing is though, everyone is saying how interesting the book is. Now, don't get me wrong, tutorials are very useful things, but who would read a guide about how to kill birds for fun?

If you can't be bothered to read a 281 paged book about killing a bird, here is a short version:

How to Kill a Mockingbird (in 3 easy steps!)

Step 1. Get a gun (preferably a shotgun) in the USA (you don't need a license) and illegally (or legally) import it to your desired country.

Step 2. Locate a mockingbird.

Step 3. Kill the mockingbird by knocking it off the tree with the barrel.

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